waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
We heard you like pumpkin spice, so we put a Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino in your pumpkin so you can pumpkin while you pumpkin.
i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing
my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob
reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times
what does that have to do with anything??
it was cool